It sucks to be me

[Lady Tragedy]

Bain: Morning Geof!

Geof: Hi, Bain

Bain: How've ya been

Geof: same old...

Bain: Oh great, what now?

Geof: Well I just happened to run into seth this morning, even he can kick my ass now it seems.

Bain: sorry to hear that

geof: yeah me too, maybe I'm just...
nah forget it...

Bain: what?

Geof: nah UU;; forget it..

Bain: Come on spill it...

Geof: Well fine
I used to be the reaper
who everyone feared you see

Bain: uhuh..

Geof: The hand of death,
Is what I would be,
But my powers seem all gone
Even my weakest split overpowers me,
Thats not a good thing is it?

Bain: nope..

Geof: oh well
It sucks to be me.

Bain: what...

Geof: It sucks to be me

bain: no...

Geof: I'm powerless
Seth kicks my ass
and so does the rest of the family
well go figure, cause it sucks to be me

Bain: oh you think your life sucks?

Geof: I know it does

Bain: Your problems aren't that bad
Try being the child of a god
Having to be all that you can be

Geof: Oh please...

Bain: shut it..
And I can't stop things
Though thats what people expect from me
And for that they probably hate me.
Around my status everything revolves
Welll FUCK
It sucks to be me

Geof: me too

Bain: it sucks to be me

Geof: It sucks to be me
It sucks to be Weak

Bain: And hated

Geof: To be feared

Bain: or wasted

Both: It sucks to be me

Seth and Hades: -come in bickering-

Geof: hey seth! Hades!
Could you solve something for us?
Do you have a second?

Hades: hmm sure

Geof: Whose life sucks more? Bain's or mine?

Hades and Seth: ours!

Hades: We worked together

Seth: I planned to betray him
He didn't know that yet

Hades: We had an uneasy peace

Seth: since I started working for him under threat UU;

Hades: but you see people say things
And it makes me upset TT
Oh every day is an,
Aggravation

Seth: And thats not an Exaggeration

Hades: They seem to think that
Just because it happens to be
What I do.

Seth: Its rather annoying when people claim that
I take in the back end for you ¬¬

Hades: Its your own fault
For acting so damn gay

Seth: So do you!
If I have it right, you did poor randy too

Hades: It sucks to be me

Seth: no, it sucks to be me!

Geof: It sucks to be me!

Bain: It sucks to be me!

All: Is there anybody here
It doesn't suck to be
It sucks to be me!

E: well don't you all sound happy TT

Seth: Because our lives suck!

E: Oh, your lives suck?
Am I really hearing this correctly? hmpf
I killed the mother
of my son
And at one point
didn't have my own body
So one kid to feed
As you can figure
That wasn't just quite me
Dumped him on an echidna
Whose into crossdressing so it seems
Probably not the best place
For the kid to be
Oh it sucks to be me
I say it sucks to have real problems
And not your kids fuckery
It sucks to be me.

New character: Excuse me?

E: who the hell are you TT

New character: Sorry to bother you,
But I'm looking for a place to live

Bain: so why are you looking here?

New character: Well someone told me there were nice people here, oh look! a help wanted sign!

Geof: oo;; kid you need to get out of here before the autors find you!

New character: but..

Miss Vy: To late!

Seth: run while you can!

Geof: oh gods she braught THE BOX!

Miss vy: Hell yes I do!
My name is Vy
I create it all!

Bain_Striker: You see we autors
Sit behind the curtains
In this here hall!

Lady Darkling: And you bet that
We're Laughing
And having a ball

Autors: sadly though we have a real life too

Characters: It sucks to be you

Bain: You win

Characters: It sucks to be you

Geof: I feel better now

Miss-vy: try living in a world
Were people say

Bain_striker: What will you do with your life?
Balls if I know

Lady Darkling: now that is Real life

New character: er...so can I live here?

Miss-vy: sure pick a room

Hades: we're not always this crazy

Seth: Don't touch my candy

Bain: Do come to my room~

New character: erm ok, I'll go in then

-moment of silence-

Seth: I give her thirty seconds..

Hades: I give her ten...

Lady Darkling: I say she's already dead ~

-silence-

Hades: -grins- sucks to be her